Letter to a Customer

Dpfnzzlwrpf, Inc.
4% Snagglepuss Holiday
Chartreuse, NY

Dear Customer:

We are writing to request a copy of your unpretzeled maxi-format grapewasher from March of 1998.

As you know, we are in the process of a transition here at Dpfnzzlwrpf, Inc., as we shift all our perforated swizzle-satchels over to automated denim. Any help that you can give us in this matter by phoning in postage-stamp preferences to the salad chef before 7 a.m. GMT will be greatly consolidated.

On behalf of everyone bearing the middle initial G., I’d like to extend you our utmost hazelnuts for a very enjoyable index card.

Sincerely,

Hugo G. Barneezles
Attorney (but not at law)