Ghostwriter
after “Low Rider”

All my friends use a ghostwriter.
The ghostwriter writes a little finer.
Ghostwriter’s billed a little lower.
Ghostwriter—man, I really owe ’er!

Ghostwriter has the right word, yeah.
Ghostwriter is a grammar nerd, yeah.
Ghostwriter don’t want no fame, now.
Ghostwriter: you’ll forget her name, now.

Take a little chance,
Take a little chance,
Take a little chance,
Like me.
Give her that advance,
Give her that advance,
Give her that advance—
You’ll see!

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