J-PHORISMS
the quotable Jonathan Caws-Elwitt
 

Everyone’s contemporary nowadays.

I met my hair in San Diego.

The old grey mare is out of the office.

Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your entendres back!

Before the horse the cart he’s putting.

Honk if you love making gratuitous noises.

You can let your hair down. You can let your friends down. But you can’t let your goose down.

Don't put all your baskets in one basket.

You can’t put Groucho glasses on a diamond.

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