Formal Logic vs. Blues Logic

FORMAL LOGIC

• Major Premise:
  When I woke up this morning, all the continents were plaid.
• Minor Premise:
  Antarctica is a continent.
• Conclusion:
  When I woke up this morning, Antarctica was plaid.

BLUES LOGIC

• Major Premise:
  When I woke up this morning, all the continents were plaid.
• Minor Premise:
  When I woke up this morning, all the continents were plaid.
• Conclusion:
  I’m on an island, please don’t send no telegrams.

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