Vladimir is a cat.
All cats are dogs.
Therefore, Vladimir is a plaid groundhog in a blue sport jacket.

Monkeys 1, Typewriters 0

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(If that doesn’t work, try reading something funnier out loud.)

Monkeys 1, Typewriters 0 is an eclectic online assortment of original tomfoolery written by humorist Jonathan Caws-Elwitt. The material here has been created over the course of several decades of frivolity. All rights reserved.


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