The Pancake Batfish

• The pancake batfish is distantly related to the bucktooth parrotfish.

• They meet only at weddings.

• This suits the bucktooth parrotfish just fine, as the pancake batfish is a lousy dancer.

• “Have you ever tried following a parrotfish on the dance floor?” retorts our hero.

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All content by Jonathan Caws-Elwitt. This page revised February 16, 2009.