I Don’t Want to Spill the Pastry
after “I Don’t Want to Spoil the Party”

I don’t want to spill the pastry, so I’ll go
I would hate my clumsy nature to show
There’s nothing around here
That’s safe when I get near
If I break something I’ll pay you what I owe

Though I haven’t had a drink, I’m such a klutz
I’m more mishap-prone than any drunken yutz
Something will go wrong
You won’t have to wait long
I’ve already upset a bowl of nuts

Though my manners aren’t bad
I’m all thumbs, yeah
When I leave here, you’ll be glad
I’m all thumbs, yeah

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