The Pika

• The pika is an animal that inhabits the Rocky Mountains, but it is currently visiting its mother in Kansas City.

• If you wish to speak to someone immediately, please hold, and you will be transferred to the pocket gopher in Cincinnati.

• The pika would like a monogrammed terry robe for its birthday.

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All content by Jonathan Caws-Elwitt. This page revised February 16, 2009.