Rikki, Don’t Lose My Luggage
after “Rikki, Don’t Lose That Number”
My flight is leaving—that’s okay.
I think the boarding process has just begun.
I've got to ask one favor before I run:
Just get me on the baggage cart!
Rikki, don’t lose my luggage—
Double-check the airport when you load.
Don’t misread the three letters in that code.
Rikki, don’t lose my luggage—
It’s the only set I own.
And I’m hoping it will be with me
When I get home.
You’ve seen my ticket, you know my name.
You also know my address, my town and road.
My fare is all paid up now, nothing owed.
So get me on the baggage cart!
Rikki, don’t lose my luggage—
Double-check the airport when you load.
Don’t misread the three letters in that code.
Rikki, don’t lose my luggage—
It’s the only set I own.
And I’m hoping it will be with me
When I get home.
You say my check-in is complete
Though I don't even know my seat.
So get me on the baggage cart!
Rikki, don’t lose my luggage—
Double-check the airport when you load.
Don’t misread the three letters in that code.
Rikki, don’t lose my luggage—
It’s the only set I own.
And I’m hoping it will be with me
When I get home.
Rikki, don't lose my luggage...
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